The Minister Of Silly Walks

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: niadil)

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

officermargarine:

Thought this would be a good idea to make x

New outtakes | Sophie Turner for Tatler UK (March 2014)

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

I need to read something by Hemingway

lehnsherrism:

—You kill anybody?
—A few cops.
—No real people?
—Just cops.

Reservoir Dogs ( 1992 )

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Michael Palin | Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(Source: branaghing)

teerrrriibbllee:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

this would be cooler if the S line wasn’t actually the F line. I don’t know if this was just a fluke or if it’s photoshopped, but I can tell you it’s the BDFM, not the BDSM. 

teerrrriibbllee:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

this would be cooler if the S line wasn’t actually the F line. I don’t know if this was just a fluke or if it’s photoshopped, but I can tell you it’s the BDFM, not the BDSM. 

moiralina:

I spent last weekend wearing this flower crown.

real life tumblr fashion

moiralina:

I spent last weekend wearing this flower crown.

real life tumblr fashion

wruzicka-reblogs:

leseanthomas:

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

My ninja Neil deGrasse Tyson roasting with truth and logic, lol. 

Well, if he wants to run for office, I’d vote for him.

sourwolve:

youtuber gets angry that girls like music 

sourwolve:

youtuber gets angry that girls like music